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queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"
"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"
by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020
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stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,
"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,
by Stale Queef November 19, 2020
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queef

queef is love, queef is life
by br1anna November 27, 2020
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Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.
“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese
by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020
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queef

when a female wants to release gas from her anal sphincter, but the gas ends up coming out of her vaginal crevice.
Girl 1: Wow, I need to fart
Girl 2: QUEEF!
Girl 1: *manages to fart out of her vagina*
by mamamamamamamamk2o4629837426i4 December 20, 2020
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Regurgitated Queef

When a girl queefs in your mouth while your eating her out and her queef makes you throw up in her vagina.
“I gave her a regurgitated queef yesterday
by Famalishis December 20, 2020
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Queef

by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020
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