second plane

A second piece of bad news which follows shortly after, and changes your understanding of, the first.

"Did you hear that Sarah's brother died?"
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."

by titijova November 18, 2023

Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

Sebi_Planet

Sebi_Planet is the planet with the cheapest fast food in the Merklonian_Solar_System.

It has a staggering 479 McDonalds' space station shops, along with other fast food mini-satellites.

Since the planet is quite large, an average day lasts 32 hours. The average temperature is 15-20 degrees C°, whilst it is about -100C° at the poles.

It has three moons: Dobr, Xenotopia and Ettale.

Sebi_Planet is part of the Merklonain_Solar_System.

by The Astrologists April 5, 2024

Tuna Plated

When you soak your dildo in tuna juices then letting it dry over and over before you use it.

"OMG girl, I tuna plated my dildo last week, and it smells so horrible. I dare you to use it."

by KiyoshiKane May 19, 2024

Halcyonic Planet

Any planet in a halcyonic system (i.e. KMT-2020-BLG-0414L b, WD1054–226 b, WD 1856 b, etc.)

There are also halcyonic dwarf planets, the only example of which is WD 1145+017 b.

In 2020, we discovered the first halcyonic planet around a white dwarf.

by An_Idot September 21, 2024

Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.

Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Ive played these games before

Home say young: Omg im so scared!! what will the next game be???? i dont wanna die 😰😰😰😰
Gi hun: heh... ummm i've actually played these games before (with rizz)
Home say young: Omg guys he played these games before 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Person 1: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!
Person 2: GETOU-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by monkeyfucker0285 January 6, 2025