Pipe down glue stick

To tell a man with a small penis to calm down.

You’re acting crazy pipe down glue stick

by sexymommytittiefuck November 10, 2019

Piped by a Skeleton

When a girl has sex with a guy who has no muscle/fat/ body mass. Usually the man consists of douchie behavior.

Madison is getting piped by a Skeleton. I hope she is OK

by ScratchDaSniff44 June 25, 2020

pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!

Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!

by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020

pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!

Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!

by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020

Pipe Clanger

noun. Slang for a particularly large bowel movement that makes audible pipe clanging noises when flushed.

I just took a massive pipe clanger upstairs that almost clogged the toilet.

by GeorgeWilliam October 25, 2020

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

Pife

Pife is a dad that gives unclear instructions and then proceeds to get angry at you when you don't understand them.

Dad: Son you should put this above that and then you do this but only when it is like this
Son: What?
Dad: What do you mean what i just explained you are so stupid and useless
Son: Dad you're a pife.

by Azi Ploua May 1, 2021