Gorilla Pimp

A Gorilla Pimp uses psychological abuse and physical abuse in order to influence his hoes. Gorilla pimps have also been known to get their bitches hooked on addictive substances as another method of controlling his hoes. If a bitch isn't turning tricks and giving the gorilla pimp all the money, then she will get beat up or won't be given smack and she will get dope sick. A gorilla pimp is all stick and no carrot. Whereas a finesse pimp uses smooth talk and strings his bitches along to think they will settle down.

Michael Mearan was a vile gorilla pimp, from a small economically downtrodden town in southern Ohio town named Portsmouth, that ran an underground prostitution ring where he used his gorilla pimping skills to make them hoes bring him money from all the tricks that they turned. Due to the corrupt local government and police he wan't charged with his crimes until his golden years and died never facing punishment for his crimes.

by DetroitRed May 29, 2022

THE FALLING PIMP TREE

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!

TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011

How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp

A disturbing, yet illuminating book by the notorious pimp Dazzle Razzle.

Hank: How to be a Motherfucking Pimp gave me nightmares
Joe: But you did learn how to pimp like a motherfucker
Hank: Indeed. And for this I am eternally grateful to Dazzle Razzle. God bless that motherfucking pimp
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by Da pterodactyl May 12, 2016

Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.

After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020

Miami pimp smack

a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.

Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

Dirt Pimp

real estate agent, one that jacks the price up.

That dirt pimp made my taxes go up again!

by KKLWN May 8, 2004

Answer Pimp

A smart guy at school who gives the answers to all the hot girls. Which will result in all the hot girls in the class crowding around his desk.

Jock: Hey where's my girlfriend, were supposed to work together.
Friend: She's with all the other hot girls, crowded around that answer pimp.

by Your mom in a thong bikini October 14, 2007