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Pooling

1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head

2. (Noun) Someone who pools
1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday

2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler
by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025
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pooling out

1. Freaking out but way lower energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.
Katia: What's wrong, man??
Sas: I'm pooling out
by karton a June 28, 2025
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pooling out

1. Freaking out but with way less energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.
Katia: What's wrong, man?
Sas: I'm pooling out
by karton a June 28, 2025
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tom pooley

a Blake Harrison look-a-like in the bournemouth area. the actor is most well known for the character Neil in the inbetweeners
that tom pooley, hes a lad
by s.Rai March 4, 2010
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Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.
Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"
by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013
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russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.
Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
by Killer Llama November 23, 2016
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coolness poolness

The kind of crap that a low-key basic girl comes up with to show off that she has a weird streak
"Oh, we're going to Starbucks again? Coolness poolness."
"Shut the hell up Jessica, why are you like this?"
by MyLittleCamel July 17, 2017
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