Pocket pie

The sexual act where two men are together and one ejaculates into the other ones pocket

George and Jerry where hungry and horny so they made a pocket pie

by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022

pocket time

The time it takes for a hot pocket to finish cooking in the microwave...usually 2 minutes.

Jimmy said he'd be back in pocket time, but it's already been 5 minutes.

by crispy113 January 15, 2009

Pocket Rocket

Putting your dick in your pocket and jizzing out of it like a rocket launching.

"Yo did you hear that Jack and Jill had sex?"
"Yeah, I heard they did a Pocket Rocket!"

by Humphrey08 March 5, 2020

pocket lemonade

When you stick your penis in another person's pocket and urinate. Preferably, someone who isn't aware you are doing it. Best done while grinding on them, in da club. Also known as a wet bandit.

Dude! Why the fuck are you giving me a pocket lemonade! Not cool bro. Now continue grinding on me.

by Aiden Shay January 8, 2011

pocket yarmulke

(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.

"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."

by ame July 24, 2008

Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.

Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!

by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008

cock pocket

A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.

Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!

by Nyphette January 23, 2007