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All-Madden Fap

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.
I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap
by Tuckered out November 4, 2010
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cocks out madden

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.
Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.
by fartonq November 10, 2010
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Iron Maiden

A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
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First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
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Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.
Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.
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madeline

They are a weirdo who likes to eat monkey cheese and lick dirty lollipops. Most people think that she is crazy and insane.
*Someone is eating a lollipop off of the floor*

OH STOP THAT YOU MADELINE!
by john mugster November 1, 2018
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Iron Maiden

The most overrated,shittiest band of all time.
Iron Maiden suck a pedophile fags dirty asshole.
by OO October 9, 2005
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iron maiden

A shitty band.God you all must be tone-deaf or something.
iron maiden sucks just like gnr and motley crue suck
by fuck you faggots September 21, 2005
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madeleine

someone that is tubby.
by Madd February 9, 2005
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