Mongy Mong

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...

OK Mongy Mong I can hear you

Wam bam mongy mong I have come

by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

Hoe Mongering

When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.

Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023

Doom Monger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece

“Pffft! You’re such a doom monger you berk, son of doom!”

by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023

Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.

Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"

by Parker Parker January 23, 2023

ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z

Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong

by jeldog May 3, 2023