Masio

A very large, black, stallion. Often participates in competitive ping pong tournaments. He is a one of a kind, bob marley admirer. He thinks he is a stud, and all the ladies love him. He is most known for his amazing skills at the Dougie.

Look at that fine stud, He is a Masio.

by TheWOmanofALLtrades April 3, 2011

Massachusetts Left Turn

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.

We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.

by endusone April 29, 2011

Massdalestruction

When a person named Dale is a powerful weapon

That kid Dale over there should be in Iraq becuse hes a weapon of massdalestruction.

by Big_Johnson May 1, 2011

Masturbation Tag

A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.

Also known as Jerk Tag.

I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!

by amygo June 20, 2011

masturbasics

When one masturbates for the first time and doesn't know how to do it right. This normally results in humping of hand, bed, or any other object. It may also be a problem of getting ones self horny.

"dude i tried masturbating to day but i couldn't really please myself"

"You need to learn the masturbasics"

by homie628 December 5, 2011

mass text monster

when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.

dude stop mass texting me

no

your a mass text monster

by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011

Massive wool

Someone who is an absolute stain and pisses everyone off he or she meets.

"Oi Mol, Seen that guy at the bar in that rhinstone t-shirt sipping his stella!"

"Yeah Smig what about him?!"

"He's a Massive Wool!"

by smig_as December 24, 2011