Man Nub

premature man bun

Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.

by SEXretary January 12, 2015

Bonsai man

A threatening entity that exists in the darkest crevices of your mind. He’s behind you at all times. He enjoys long walks on the beach and Pictionary

Don’t let the Bonsai man consume your soul!

by WeatherSnake May 13, 2021

Ohio Man

It’s a type of loser who thinks he is the president of the world but he is just an idiot who can’t get a life and should totally just die

John:Look! An Ohio man!
Amy:what’s an Ohio man?
John:an idiot like ur boyfriend

by Reshakae February 7, 2023

Man Starch

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.

Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?

by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010

man-tac

To receive one's acid reducer from giving and completing oral sex.

After eating this Mexican food with the girls at lunch, I am glad I got my man-tac before I got out of bed this morning. He has never shot off that much!!!

by bunny blew November 13, 2011

Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination March 3, 2016

Asad The Man

Really sexy guy. his Name means Lion. gets all the bitches.

Asad The Man gets all the bitches

by Asad The Man November 28, 2018