Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
by Strickxnyne June 27, 2015
If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.
by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023
Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life
That U-Log is a such an idiot!
by horsecock123 December 01, 2009
A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
by The poop dog May 28, 2018
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
by Strippertipper September 10, 2017
Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024