Mermaid Lesbian 

A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.

This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.

1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.

2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...

Mermaid Lesbian by NimueLove November 8, 2018

Your dad lesbian lmao 

The only way to counter the insult “your mom gay lol”. Using this will save your life and as a result bounce back all the gayness to the other person and end them instantly.

Obama: Hello my fellow Americans, I-
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*

Your dad lesbian lmao by Pinklepuff February 21, 2018

Boob lesbian

A boob lesbian is a female who would lick a boob but not a vagina.

Hey, I really like your boobs but not your fish tank.

Well I'm a boob lesbian, so show me ya tits but not ya bits.

I'm not too sure about your flaps, but I'm sure impressed with your rack.

Boob lesbian by See this September 27, 2014

the lesbian nod 

The look of understanding when you see a person of which you have no former knowledge of however you know they are a lesbian and they look straight back at you and know the exact same thing

The girl in her dungarees walking through superdry who gives you eye contact... The lesbian nod!

the lesbian nod by Gailgash December 13, 2014

Ur dad Lesbian 

The worst insult in the world worst then ur mom gay(which is pretty bad)

Jake:hey ur mom gay
David:well your dad lesbian
Jake:has a heart attack then develops cancer then goes into a com and finally dies of brain eating bacteria that made him have no iQ so he shot himself because he didn't know how to hold the gun.

By:HeyIHaveEbola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ur dad Lesbian by um well By:IHaveEbola!!!!!!!!! October 15, 2018

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.

I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.

chapstick lesbian by rdlez4lyfe June 18, 2006

Your dad lesbian

The ultimate career ender, a step above your mom gay lol. One should be very careful when using this insult and only as necessary, for it is extremely powerful.

Margaret: Hey screw you Liam, your a piece if shit because you stole my lettuce. You know what? ur mom gay lol.

Everybody In attendance: DBDISBAOCCHDBDJ KCUDUEBBEU OOOMMMFFFFGGGG

Liam: u said I could have it. Actually, your dad lesbian.

Everybody who was at the scene died with exception of Liam. Liam is now god.

Your dad lesbian by Cool Nigger From Camden May 7, 2018