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eye listening

the act of using your eyes to listen and detect words and images.
Sami is eye listening to his besties texts’
by epicsansundertale January 28, 2019
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mr.listorti

A chemistry teacher that doesn't teach and likes to make students suffer.
I have mr.listorti this year, I'm preparing my funeral.
by Therockofages December 28, 2019
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On-listener

Similar to an onlooker but for listening.
That on-listener sure picked the wrong time to drop in for a listen. Now they think I am a serial killer
by Joe Deez May 12, 2020
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drink listening

Drinking red wine and listening to music on a Friday night after getting out of a nice hot shower.
I'm drink listening to love on the brain by Rihanna
by Rihannafan2020 December 4, 2020
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i listen to talk fast

person a: hey do you listen to sweater weather?

person b: nah bitch i listen to talk fast by 5sos
by notarealperson;) April 2, 2021
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Bus-Listed

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as Greyhounded.
"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I got Bus-Listed by the airline after throwing a drink on that flight to Spring Break."
by Dugley May 25, 2021
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Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
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