little johnny 

little Johnny is a series of jokes usually meant as inappropriate or dirty

1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"

little johnny by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 27, 2022

Dedicated Johnny 

that one kid that always chases you across a game map.

“Look at this dedicated Johnny who eliminated me”

Dedicated Johnny by Average food prodect June 6, 2022

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

if johnny has 5 apples by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

daddy johnny 

Daddy johnny is known as the best discord mod and twitch mod for the twitch streamer “doitfoemonta” he is also known as the most handsome and cutest man in the world. Daddy Johnny pulls all the e kittens once he shows them his 12 inch cock(send him a dm for a pic). Daddy johnny also is loved by the whole community. Everyone knows Daddy Johnny as Batman who is the partner of Robin which is Daddy Cujo. Johnny is also known as the best person to fuck and have e sex with.

E Kitten 1: Do you know Daddy Johnny?
E Kitten 2: Omg are you talking abt the most handsome man in the world with the 12 inch cock?
E Kitten 1: YESSSS!!!

daddy johnny by big daddy johnny June 27, 2023

Racecar Johnny

A person that doesn't really care about what car does he have. He just wants it to go "vroom vroom" and move, that's it. Can be applied to type of consumer class, not just cars. Originates from Natty Comics by Stephan Winchell.

- Ive bought myself Ford Pinto, its a pretty ok car
- Bro you Racecar Johnny

Racecar Johnny by Tetraline July 19, 2023

Sleeping Johnny 

Guy who likes to sleep around in random places

Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny

Sleeping Johnny by Sleepingjohnny July 25, 2023

A Johnny Guapo 

A very loving, compassionate guy who opens doors for you and treats you like a queen and does all kinds of thoughtful little things to show you how important you are to him and reminds you constantly of how beautiful and loved and special you are.

There he goes, that man is a Johnny Guapo.

A Johnny Guapo by 1403huera September 11, 2023