joe miracle

when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.

Steve never had a woman then finally got a joe miracle.

joe miracle by dave scicluna October 9, 2008

Joe Blow 

Generic term for "the average guy." The "man on the street," so to speak. Sometimes lengthened to "Joe Blow from Kokomo" (after Kokomo, Indiana).

As far as Joe Blow is concerned, the worst thing about the Iraq War is inflated gasoline prices.

Joe Blow by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Joe Rogan 

Not Funny.

your such a joe rogan

Joe Rogan by nerdxcore July 11, 2011

Joe Somebody 

Internet Wigger Rap sensation from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario. Joe somebody throws down the most technical versus almost unimaginably.

"I smoke good weed bitch, I'm from mawfuckin canada shit"
-Joe Somebody

"Yo, yo yo, yall dont even know my favorite cookies is oreos"
-Joe somebody

"Joe somebody, ya know me"
-Joe somebody

His videos are widely available on youtube and is known as the worst rapper ever.

Youtube: "Joe somebody rap" or "worst rap ever"

Damn nigga, this whiteboy is worse at spittin than Joe Somebody!

Joe Somebody by OsamaBindairDundat September 29, 2009

Joe Ferrari 

Why the hell are you looking him up? You really don't know who Joe Ferrari is?! He's awesome end of story.

that guy who can use his name as a pick up line.

"Hi my name is Joe Ferrari"

Joe Ferrari by pillow face hugger November 13, 2011

Joe Brown 

A caucasian male with an african american dick

When I got the white boy home I realised he had a Joe Brown. I got it gooooood that night.

Joe Brown by VPookie October 3, 2007

Joe Navy 

A term from the sailors in the U.S. Navy when talking about a person that just seems to LOVE the Navy with a passion. The kind of fools that stay in 20 years or more and love every facet of the navy. They take everything seriously, never put their hands in their pockets, love wearing their uniforms, and really doesn't have a rebellious bone in their body. They have been completely brainwashed by the system and don't even know it. Usually they're not the smartest people and probably couldn't make it out in the civilian world.

"Man, that guy is always walking like a robot, he's always pulling rank even though he's only an E-5, and he's always on someone's case about their 'irish pennants' or the fact that they've got their hand's in their pocket. Plus he loves the navy more than he loves his wife and kids. He's Joe Navy."

Joe Navy by Theo Huxtable April 27, 2005