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Jason

Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass
Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason
by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018
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Jason Finney

Fun but no bulls**t!!!
Be honest..Jason Finney is fun but he doesn't deal with no bulls**t!!!
by Johnny Quest 22 November 1, 2021
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Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.
Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!
by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024
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Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.
Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.
by Remilazerus July 8, 2021
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Jason Ford

A guy who's can't hold a relationship to save his life and is gonna die a virgin. He uses his truck as compensation and has an insatiable thirst for nicotine.
God that guy is such a Jason Ford
by Azclake February 12, 2020
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Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.
Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls
by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021
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Jason Neymeyer

"Dang, that guy is a real Jason Neymeyer! Neato 'stache, dude."
by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017
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