A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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I paid $$$ to watch Metallica's 40y anniversary show this December, both on Friday and Sunday, in the Chase Arena. But for some reason, I feel way more excited about SaaStr Annual 2021 that I got a free ticket for - this has got to be the Jason Lemkin Effect.
by rukn@ September 27, 2021
Get the The Jason Lemkin Effect mug.Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
by Gdjdidkdh July 30, 2021
Get the Jason mug.dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.
by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021
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Get the Jason mug.Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021
Get the Jason Murphy mug.Jason is just a really amazing guy who has calm voice, works out, and enjoys his life with friends and family, he likes to play for example apex legends and another game genshin impact, people think he is weirdo because he is in a good way, he loves to joke around, play true or dare, listens to three tons of Metallica, loves to ft with friends, watches the office, he is the type of that when you date him, you won’t regret being with him, he is a true gentlemen, treats everything with respect, and he also has a ig which you should follow- jasonzxf_
by Jxsonthepunpkingking August 2, 2021
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