Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

Italian Pitstop

In a group activity, where the fastest person takes a break to recover, until the slowest person arrives; then they immediately leave.

"Bro, don't do an italian pitstop on me - I'm out of breath".

by Kuncho December 13, 2022

Italian Gutbuster

Shoving a Tommy gun into your anus and viciously thrusting is inside of you, but each time you make a sound, you fire a single round.

Oh Josh there? He's doing the Italian Gutbuster .

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

italian crucifixion

When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.

Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?

by El wapo August 26, 2017

Italian

A amazing country where the people range from dark to light naturally due to history. With brown hair and eyes being like chestnut or dark brown the most common. A very artsy stunning beautiful country. I'm half italian/neapolitan and we're a very proud people. Morally sound for over 90 percent of population. Mafias do exist but its more about politics, extortion, control and occasional wars/murders. The misconception that mafia is what you have to watch out for in italy is wrong. Pickpockets and tourist scams are the biggest thing you'll run into even in southern italy. Theft even here in canada is common. Italy's food is fantastic and and art form. Hear the modern music as well even if it's from street culture it's still one step above(Ultimo). And yes many great operas, art and many geniuses throughout its history. As well as gay people; italians are more open about sexuality. While sharing common traits with Arab cultures it is more western. And greece that gave those cultures similarities. Keep educating yourself about the world you live in. Ciao a tutti personi.

That person is italian he has chestnut brown hair and eyes and speaks passionately.

by A700 August 24, 2021

Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022