olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 07, 2013

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 02, 2022

bed dial

Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.

"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"

by Blak Hoody April 08, 2015

Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.

Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?

by Xingle June 24, 2022

Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

by Imjusthereforthisone September 03, 2020

Bed Butt

Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"

Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll

Troll: "Sorry...."

Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!

*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*

Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"

Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "

by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021

Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.

Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"

by just like honey April 05, 2023