a hilarious statement made by a conservative MP of Canada stating that once we make gay marriages legal, polygamy , human-animal, and human-android marriages will come into effect because these are all part of their "rights".
"Why not legalize human-android marriages, they are no different from gay marriages, and it's our right too!"
"gay marriages should have their own word, likebablooza or something"
"gay marriages should have their own word, likebablooza or something"
by W)RD< G August 3, 2004
Get the human-android marriagesmug. A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.
The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.
by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009
Get the Human Slip and Slidemug. Basic human rights is a catch-all term, mostly used by the ideological left wing, used to describe whatever social issue is topical this week as somehow beyond criticism.
Often uses false equivalencies, like the idea that healthcare, the act of preserving and celebrating life, includes abortion, the act of killing a child whom is financially inconvenient.
Often uses false equivalencies, like the idea that healthcare, the act of preserving and celebrating life, includes abortion, the act of killing a child whom is financially inconvenient.
Restaurant: We will not serve you as you have donated to an organization that denies LGBTQ2SIAA+ people their Basic Human Rights!
Me: Bro I just gave $20 to the Salvation Army. I will use the money I would have spent on your food to donate to them again.
Me: Bro I just gave $20 to the Salvation Army. I will use the money I would have spent on your food to donate to them again.
by Pylot December 7, 2022
Get the Basic Human Rightsmug. When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer May 12, 2014
Get the human wet blanketmug. A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation --- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
Get the Real Up Humanmug. Urban dictionary. Human crutches: When your too fucked to walk on your own and need help. Each arm is used on a friend or person for stability purposes.
by RomaSylva86 January 25, 2015
Get the Human crutchesmug. by bigdaddykyle1022 November 7, 2017
Get the precious humanmug.