Sandman that hoe

Often occurs on the beach or other sandy areas. After intercourse, the male ejaculates on his partners(preferably female)stomach and chest area. While the semen is still wet, the male picks up a handfull of sand and throws it on the female. The sand will stick to the semen. For this to work properly, the semen needs to dry with the sand in it.

Jeremy: "Golly! Look at that mildly attractive woman!"
Quick: "Damn man! I sure would like to Sandman that hoe!"

by The Quickness March 11, 2008

faux hoe

someone who acts like a hoe but is really just faking.

Paula is such a faux hoe, she is all up on everyone but shes never even been to 2nd.

by DanaG April 12, 2007

crusty hoe

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper

Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.

by dufetaff September 26, 2013

Basement hoe

A female who when taken home specifically for a sexual act is taken straight to the basement as quickly as possiable so that no one else who lives or may b at the home is able to see how nasty she really is .... The opposite of top shelf she all the way in the basment

Erik always be brining back basement hoes

by ITOWNJOE August 2, 2015

Wikipedia That Hoe

When one has no knowledge over a certain subject and or has some school related material to finish, but was either too lazy to read the required material or just plain fucking stupid; so they proceed to gain their half-ass knowledge from said site.

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude I have to write a 4 pg paper on Nietzsche and I have no idea who the fuck he is.

Guy #2: Wikipedia that hoe!

Example 2
Guy #1: Did you hear that David Carradine died from auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Guy #2: Man that sucks....wait whats auto-erotic asphyxiation!? I know I'll just Wikipedia that hoe!

Example #3
Guy #1: Can a guy get pregnant by retrograde ejaculation?

Guy #2: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you...let's Wikipedia that hoe!

by ChiefSlapAHoe October 30, 2010

hoe bag

A slut. One who has no self respect.

A girl who has sex with many patners

by Anna April 13, 2003

art hoe

Always wearing some article that is a shade of yellow; shops at Forever 21 or Urban Outfitters; claims to be 'vintage'; takes pictures of aesthetique artwork; reads 'milk and honey' by Rupi Kaur and tries to mimic his literary skill; has amazing handwriting and a thousand journals; probably diagnosed with anxiety/depression; obsessed with the artwork of Vincent Van Gogh; all of her friends are art hoes and soft boys

Look at Melody over there reading 'the sun and her flowers.' She's such an art hoe.

by RaiBrown156 January 16, 2019