Fudge muffin

When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)

Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!

by Cherry _ blossom 69 April 10, 2017

Fudge Egg

When a man Loves a women very much, she may reveal her fudge egg to him and he may brag about it to the lads later.

so I laid it right in her fudge egg last night, pulled the little man out and it was goopy as anything. Had to make a runner , couldn't hold back the ol eggy stink...

by harper reid April 19, 2017

flugenshamen

Antsy, agitated, impatient, or restless.

I am feeling flugenshamen

by PupKai April 20, 2017

Fudgecake

When you wanna say 'fuck it' but your parents are around, say 'fudge cake to avoid the shout.

I broke a china mug. Fuck it! Oops sorry mum! I meant to say 'fudgecake'!😕

by Bloody Butt Crack April 28, 2017

fudge nugget

Nugget of fudge that is replaced by the swear word F*** so you can use it in front of your religious friends.

I told Ja'Quan that he was a fudge nugget for doing that.

by The_Negus May 26, 2017

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017