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Fat And Nasty

The ability to be the best in any subject

Like Goku going super sayian against Frieza and Whooping that alien ass

No one can stop you when its time to get fat and nasty

Bout to get all Fat and Nasty -Evan B
“You cunts have Pt in the morning
Hell yeah bout to get all fat and nasty”

“Food is ready”
Fuck yeah! Bout to get all fat and fucking nasty”
by ETIMENE September 10, 2022
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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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Fat rizz

Yo bro why she bringing you lunch

Me: I just got that rizz bro

Nah bro that’s that fat rizz
by Tru_kinglegend May 13, 2022
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Fat Ma

A fat pussy, its that simple
by Deefrmdaeast April 13, 2022
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Fat Herman

Noun. A large, protruding vagina, sometimes thrust outwards, belonging to a certain individual who likes to display said vagina in tight ballet clothing and who very much enjoys the company of Skinny Ari. Also known as AV. Very unlikley to get some.
Danny: Did you see Fat Herman today?

Monica: No, but I do love it.

Danny: But I could have sworn it was here earlier...

Monica: No, Skinny Ari has it. I think he's taking Herman to the circus, actually.
by Hymen 1 and Hymen 2 September 25, 2004
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fat patter

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"
"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"
by Rolodex Polk March 24, 2004
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Fat squirrel

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead
Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut
by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021
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