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Evan Zemaitis

A word used to describe a really stupid person.
Holy crap he just ate that park bench, he's such a Evan Zemaitis!
by Thatoneasiansmeelsbad November 15, 2010
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Evan R

Evan R is that kind of guy that is in it for the love and not the sex. He really loves you. In fact you are probably the first girl he’s ever loved. He’s definitely super stubborn and honestly pretty competitive. He has a lot of emotions trust me but he’s just not great at showing it. He’s that guy that is definitely a first love you know the kind of guy you want to marry one day. He’s funny but he’s just so caring. He’s strong (mentally and physically) emphasis on the physical part. HES SO ATHLETIC!!!! and comes from a great loving family. He will honestly do anything for you and wait a long time for you. If you ever find an evan r NEVER mess that shit up
Evan R was my first love i’ll never forget it

GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms

I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me
by katy k November 14, 2022
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Evan

That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.
Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.
by RCR terms June 29, 2025
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Evan

Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan
Yooo yk that evan kid he is cracked at tf2 dude
by F4rtmcg33 April 16, 2021
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Evan

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy
by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020
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Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.
Evan likes maps
by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022
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Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.

You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.
I love how cool Evan is!”
by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023
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