Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019

Evan

Some dode thats nice asf till he trows his damn crock out his musty ass dino bookbag and kill some girl who cuses at him for it

Evan like bbc

by Amonguslover69 January 25, 2022

Evan

Evan is a hot and sexy guy, rather awesome

Evan is a hot guy with big balls

by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021

Lola Evans

Lola Evans is the biggest wet wipe you will ever meet, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh you know that Lola Evans girl, she’s such a wet wipe

Your such a Lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

Evan

1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome

Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment

by li cheng January 1, 2020

Evan

To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult

Woah, Look at that Evan.

You are such an Evan.

by weeaboohunter420begonstthotty April 19, 2018

Kian Evans

Kian Evans is a mythical and very evil creature

They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.

I saw the mythical Kian Evans yesterday goofy agh guy

by heezcamblimgten November 17, 2023