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Coffee Cake

A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.

C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013
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coffee warlord

the coffee warlord was a sad, sad thing.
by fof May 20, 2003
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coffeebreakers

A small team of security researchers known to mainly focus on iOS.
Jailbreak iOS ETA WEN? Coffeebreakers???
by Nopper June 8, 2017
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coffeecreams

raz rocks too btw tbh
<GSVRaz306> Hi!
<GSVSomeone> Omg raz, he rocks! :D
by Not Raz May 1, 2003
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Meat Coffee

Fresh, steaming hot diarrhea in a mug. Add cream and sugar ;)
Omg this bitch is so freaky she asked me to make her a Meat Coffee!
by YabishX89 April 21, 2021
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Coffee Crisp

When one forgets a word that which they were about to say in their current conversational phrase.

Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.
What's up ma brodda from anotda...uhh..uhh..
Yo dizzle, I just Coffee Crisped!
by CaleyTracyBryan November 4, 2006
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coffee bagging

As a RPG gaming woman, it our way of administering a 'tea bagging' to a fallen enemy.

A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.

Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.
"I let my bush grow out to extreme jungle to give Stan the full-on coffee bagging that he deserves."

"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."

"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."
by CyAdora October 7, 2009
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