gnar clam

noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.

"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"

by gethighlikeplanes October 10, 2008

Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.

Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.

by Islandjunky May 15, 2009

swampy clam

A musty-smelling, nasty vagina.

"Damn, Stacy's mom had such a swampy clam"
"Yo this bitch had a swampy clam"

by Clitman April 3, 2014

blue clam

The feeling a woman gets in her vagina when she hasn't had sex in a long time or the feeling she gets after sex and didn't climax

I haven't had sex in a week, I think I have blue clam. The sex was so bad now I have blue clam.

by pynkyscookies May 7, 2015

Insta-clam

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.

Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.

by RiddleKing July 10, 2015

white clam pie

White female escort that has STDs

Hey fam, imma head down to south side and pick up some white clam pie, want to come?

by Mvndvbevr July 19, 2015

Frosted Clam

When you blow your load all over her pussy!

Paul gave his boss a frosted clam because she said he did so well in his performance this year.

by Clamer October 20, 2016