Insta-clam 

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.

Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.

Insta-clam by RiddleKing July 10, 2015

Instaglam 

A slang term for Instagram referring to the app's magical power of turning very average looking girls into babes with the use of heavy filtering, coloring, and focusing.

"Instaglam makes Shauna actually look pretty hot! In person she looks like a swamp donkey!"

Instaglam by KevinBacon November 28, 2012

Instaslam 

When someone posts an Instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or "slamming" them. Often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture.

Girl A-"Hey, did you see Emily's Instagram showing off her ass with you tagged?"
Girl B-"That bitch has been Instaslamming me ever since I wore those yoga pants."

Instaslam by The Wordsmithy October 14, 2014

Instaslam 

Sexual intercourse with a hipster; usually occurs in the context of a one night stand but the term refers to hipster sex generally.

Bro 1: Did you sleep with that hipster girl from Friday's party? I saw you guys sharing a tall boy of PBR.
Bro 2: Instaslammed her! Mad awkward though, she's in Art 403 with me.

Instaslam by Brosephilus February 23, 2013

Instablam

An individual that inundates an Instagram feed with multiple photos in a row. Typically seen during a large event, trip away from home, or after the birth of a child.

"Thanks for the Instablam Kevin, hope you had a great vacation..."
"I just got Instablammed by Kevin! Hopefully that band won't play an encore."

Instablam by Instaman November 24, 2013

instaglamour 

People who use the smoke screen of Instagram and other social media sites, to maintain a glamourous appearance and lifestyle that ordinarily wouldn't be possible for them in real life.

Have you seen Chelsea's instragam lately? She's flown around the world 3 times in less than a week! Her Instaglamour game is on point! #jetlife

instaglamour by toppun January 29, 2016

Instaglam 

The process of curating one’s instagram page for the purpose of gaining clout, friends, etc. Involves an obsessive-compulsive need to delete posts which do not fit one’s brand and to maintain a followers:following ratio of greater than 1:1.

“Hold on, I’ve got 446 followers and am following 447. Gotta work on my instaglam”

Instaglam by gmonkey01 July 9, 2020