cock breathing dragon 

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn

Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!

cock breathing dragon by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 6, 2017

fire breathing bitch queen 

a quote from the throne of glass book used to describe a fucking bad ass queen

damn she just burned him so bad she’s such a fire breathing bitch queen

fire breathing bitch queen by potterhead05 August 26, 2019

Tuna breather 

A tuna breather is typically a white rat like canine, that has been alive for far too long. Battered and old, this creature has unbearably stanky breath like that of spoiled tuna. These creatures always happen to be spewing their moist coochie breath right into your nostrils. Common characteristics of the tuna breather may include yellowing snaggle teeth, milky dried out eyeballs and discolored fur as a result of an ongoing yeast infection, not to mention a constant smattering of fecal matter upon its anus. Surprisingly, this creature is beloved by its family and treated like a spoiled child, despite its distasteful appearance and mannerisms. Practice caution when coming in contact with a tuna breather.

Lila: I am just so excited for you to meet my dog “Cherry”, she is just the sweetest little thing!
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*

Tuna breather by Shrimp16 August 25, 2020

Go Commit stop your breathing 

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"

ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*

Go Commit stop your breathing by Trains Lol October 12, 2018

Breach and Clear 

The action of nutting before entering an orifice, inspired by military maneuvers this technique allows one to quickly and efficiently engage in intercourse.

Friend:Hey, what did you do with that girl last night?

Me: oh you know, just the ol' Breach and Clear

Breach and Clear by Beej! April 27, 2017

breats 

Another word for breasts, as used by Jim Caddick (a.k.a Caddicarus).

And what happens when straight men see whopping, galloping breats like that? They get a Woody. - Caddicarus

breats by FriedRice147 August 15, 2022

milky brethren 

"Milky brethren" is what a white person says to greet their friends when they have enough "swag" to not fully think about such a decision.

Steve: "What's up my milky brethren?"
Dan:"Steve! What's up?"
Diana:"I see you're feeling swagalicious today Steve."

milky brethren by Lkit3 January 28, 2017