Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

The Buzzer Beater

It's the high intensity and dangerous act of holding your shit until you cant no more. You the sash for the toilet and last second get it in for a Buzzer Beater

I ate a huge curry and I needed a shit so I did a The Buzzer Beater

by Mark1717 December 8, 2020

Lee James bateyed

When you are so drunk you rest your head on the bar to have a little rest.

They wouldn't serve me anymore jagerbombs, I was too Lee James bateyed.

by Lee James Batey 2 March 1, 2021

on my bates

To be on your own. Rhymes with "Billy Bates, got no mates".

"Were you out last night?"

"No, I was at home, on my bates"

by LimpySeagull July 21, 2021

susety otety batety

its just used whenever or however

omek susety otety batety which means ur a sussy baka *moan*

by mohmohmohmohmoh October 20, 2021

Cowboy meat beater

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother

"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed

by Fionn T. January 4, 2022

Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.

A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender

by Tuesjay November 22, 2022