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Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.
Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"
by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019
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Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
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Bed-breaking

Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.
NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING
by rs09 January 20, 2024
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breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
by kcdawg May 7, 2016
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Side Eye Bed Pose

When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.

Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment

Antonym:
Guten Morgan
“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025
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Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.
*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.
by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024
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Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018
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