Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

soft maneater

Like a traditional maneater, but instead of chewing men up and spitting them out, a “soft maneater” will go back for seconds or maybe even left overs.

She’s a soft maneater, she’s gonna go on a date first.

by softmaneater January 10, 2025

soft faced boy

When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay

When your friend shows you his insta:
“Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy”

by Asssshhhh July 29, 2023

Soft Log

The act of closing Red Dead Redemption 2 on Google Stadia, but not Google Stadia itself.

Barry and Sweetpie left the session to Soft Log and continued their great conversation.

by BarryLinton May 17, 2022

soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz January 16, 2016

Soft Mode

Soft Mode is a state where the person is more fragile and you have to be more careful when speaking to them

Person 1: Why are you more fragile than usual?
Person 2: I’m in soft mode

by stitchthelilo January 16, 2022