Plastic Babies

When the strap on is too good she said give her babies

Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies

by Will Lilly March 31, 2022

trick baby

a baby/toddler that tricks you into thinking they good so you think about having another one and now you got two bad kids

Random dad: our baby is so good he doesn’t poop all the time, doesn’t cry much, and doesn’t throw a fit!

The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby

by icespicefan265510 March 1, 2023

Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

Palm Babies

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm

1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."

by pclick December 8, 2010

Baby Dude

A god being that no one or anyone is above. Baby dude is a cat that is so magnificent and majestic, that when you see him you'll love him forever :D.

I WANT BABY DUDE FOR MYSELF HES SO CUTE I WANT HIM NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE BABY DUDE.

by Dude1016 May 2, 2020

baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank

If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.

by The cocksman November 27, 2014

baby rent

Alimony paid by your baby daddy.

As in, "we didn't see daddy this weekend cause he didn't pay the baby rent."

by CA Clowe January 31, 2007