Palm Babies

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm

1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."

by pclick December 8, 2010

Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

baby rent

Alimony paid by your baby daddy.

As in, "we didn't see daddy this weekend cause he didn't pay the baby rent."

by CA Clowe January 31, 2007

piss baby

a not funny person

"Shut the fuck up Pete, you're a stupid piss baby!"
"Dont be a piss baby, John"

by zee? March 31, 2021

baby pigalump

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.

Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump

by Piga May 2, 2011

Plastic Babies

When the strap on is too good she said give her babies

Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies

by Will Lilly March 31, 2022

baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank

If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.

by The cocksman November 27, 2014