bloody quill

When you put a writing device down your urethra until it causes bleeding.

"Doctor, please, I was experimenting and I ended up with a bloody quill, please, help me."

by SocialJusticePaladin June 14, 2022

Bloody Myrtle

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.

Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.

by Griffonage June 3, 2017

bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019

Bloody leprechaun

The bloody leprechaun is an act usually performed by a male over the age of 60 in which he forces himself on a human with the genetic disease of dwarfism. He pounds the dwarfs tiny clitoris until the point of bloody discharge. At this point he will pull out. Lather the blood on its body. Slap it in the face and let it run around while he finishes himself off.

During the 1930's, behing the scenes of the blockbuster film The Wizard of Oz, the tin man performed a bloody leprechaun on a munchkin.

by Yet boy August 31, 2016

Bloody Serene

When somebody finds peace and calm within a bloody mess.

“He hurt someone and felt calm while doing it”
“He was Bloody Serene”

by Boston Boots January 10, 2022

bloody rat

A used blood soaked tampon once removed from the female’s vagina

Jim: What’s wrong?
Kyle: This dirty slut threw her bloody rat at me when I asked for her number
Jim: What a dirty slut

by beanphlicker March 6, 2021

Bloody Samon

When you’re having sex with a girl, and she is in her period, and that pussy stank like fish

Jeffry was going in on his girl when she got a bloody samon

by Little pussy101 June 7, 2018