Let the bed bugs bite

A metaphor

Yo what is let the bed bugs bite??

A metaphor

by CreationTail July 21, 2023

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 3, 2010

in bed

The sexual meaning of a word.

What does vanilla mean in bed?

by Green Hell Zone December 4, 2020

Bed Frog

A Curious girl who "hops" from bed to bed (like a frog) having sex with different men

Biggie Travolta: man you know that girl Ashly ?

John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.

by TerraHawk August 10, 2012

Bed Pan

When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.

Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.

by PapasanChair November 9, 2025

Shit the bed

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.

*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.

by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025

Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.

1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"

by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020