Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021
Get the Austin, MNmug. A short guy who always thinks they’re always funny. Austin always gets along with others, until revealing his giant ego. Monday’s are hated only because of him.
Shivam: You look nice today, Austin. (No Homo)
Austin: Why, thanks.
Also Austin: I do love how awesome I am and how I look.
Austin: Why, thanks.
Also Austin: I do love how awesome I am and how I look.
by Mommy was here November 13, 2019
Get the Austinmug. 
by Dealingcaveman March 28, 2023
Get the Austin “the licker “ gromekmug. by Jayjay0110 June 20, 2025
Get the Austin specialmug. Austin is the type of dude to get on urban dictionary and write the truth about him and not a bunch of bullshit to make him feel better about his pride. Even though people will try to say that this is a "write about yourself to make you look good" scenario. Well it's not. Austin is not the best looking man in the room nor the nicest, but he knows where he stands. He can be harsh when stepped on and puzzled when he thinks faster than he talks. He cares about what you say as long as you talk to him like a human, not a dog. He can become attached to someone, but only when he truly cares for them. He can be patient if not pushed, and he can bear a lot of stress. Just don't push your luck. Austin can be a great person to be around but only if you take the time to understand him. He can be out going and he can be annoying, but he can also make the worse seem bearable. He is the type of guy that wants to be there for you, but only if you want him there. He can take the weight off your shoulder's and give you hope when nothing is left. I hope you understand what a Austin can be, only if you want him to be.
Becky:That Austin Bizzell guy seems like a jerk....
Brianna: You should get to know him, he is only mean to those who trample on him.
Becky: What do you know anyway, Brianna?
Brianna: I know that he is there for me when I need him.
Brianna: You should get to know him, he is only mean to those who trample on him.
Becky: What do you know anyway, Brianna?
Brianna: I know that he is there for me when I need him.
by Lil Lover 69 July 12, 2017
Get the Austin Bizzellmug.