active augustin

Can u make me one please just say used to get bagged every day but now he get bagged for no reason, simps for Melly, Bamford and Jim from fnd and he support the 2 best teams in sports

bloody hell you’re a real active augustin

by saculbaby May 29, 2020

alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Andrew August

yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.

Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.

by nicecaulk October 11, 2020

Earth auger

Large boring tool

For boring things / people

Earth auger

by Leedog297 November 4, 2020

St augustines boarding

Full of sexy cunts. They are all incest. Everyone gets with each other just like family. The boys are hella gay and fuck each other all the time. Bumholes........

Hey man do you go to st augustines boarding school cause you seem kinda gay!

by Gaykid1w34 February 24, 2021

24th august

the day where you prank your partner by telling them you’re breaking up with them

“hey *person* i’m breaking up with you.”
“WHAT?”

“sorry it’s 24th august. that was a prank”

“Oh okay :)”

by xxxpersontoday. August 24, 2021

saint augustine high school

high school in flawda. full of druggies, spikey dog color bitches, and anti masking rednecks. there is not a day that goes by that i don’t hear slurs from cisgender white peoples mouths. if you go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry. if you don’t go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry.

do u go to saint augustine high school?
“yes”
oh, sorry.

by someone who goes to sahs co 20 September 9, 2021