car skiing

When a female sits between two males in a car and grabs their penises like ski poles and masturbates them.

Kristen Stewart was car skiing in that "On the Road" movie.

by teamkstew November 27, 2012

Cinny in the car

Something that is so funny you have to point and laugh.

The girl told a funny joke.. The response was "Cinny in the car"

by chrs885 September 9, 2003

dad car

When a teenager owns a fuel efficient, crappy looking car that his rich bitch parents buy him.

Who owns that dad car?

Dolan

by Crass Gish March 9, 2016

Car Suffocation

The act of getting into a car that's so hot, you almost stop breathing due to the intense heat. Usually noticed by one deep gasp for air, followed by several shallow breaths and a quick maneuver to roll down the windows. Almost always happens in the summer time after the a has sit in the sun.

Dude hurry up and open the windows before we die of car suffocation.

by halii July 31, 2009

Car AIDS

Used to discribe a car that is simply nasty and you would not want to go near let alone sit in/drive. A car so bad that you think you could catch AIDS from it if you get to close...

Why would you buy that heap, it has car AIDS.

I don't want a lift from him, his car is AIDS.

Don't get a lift with him you might catch AIDS...
What?
His car is AIDS.

by ColdFire3000 May 12, 2010

Hyper car

Often mistaken for Super cars. Both are very expensive but Super cars are designed for messing with G-Forces while Hyper cars are designed for messing with G-Strings.

Person 1: "Wow that Koenigsegg KILLED that Lamborghini"

Person 2: "Yeah but you'll get more pussy with that Hyper car"

Note: The Lamborghini being the Hyper car in this example.

by Blair T. February 6, 2008

Car Beer

Beer that is kept behind the fronts seats of a car to be readliy available for consumption behind the wheel, also good for taking to parties or work.

Mike: Wanna get some beer at the gas station?
Matt: Nah, I got car beer.

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010