Alba

1. To imagine your parterner as Jessica Alba when engaging in sexual activities

2. To put a picture of Jessica Alba on your partners face when engaging in sexual intercourse

"I Alba'd that chick last night"

by nebbyshmoe June 5, 2007

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Fucking priceless.

I mean, that says it all.

by BleezeMonkey September 17, 2003

Albany

An extremely out of date city.
A city full of closeminded citizens that Stare at anyone dressed in black.
A city full of drunks, Mentally retarded, Ghetto people.
A city full of drugs and all the above.
A city full of people who hate their lives

Man i Hate albany!

This place is a total Albany

by Nick "fox" December 9, 2008

Alberta

The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.

Alberta is the best place on earth. I wish I could live in Alberta

by True Statement April 18, 2008

alblum

This is NOT A WORD.

"Can you believe rizzou didn't think Alblums was a word and kickeed me for not sharing anime?"

by Friendly Yan November 22, 2003

Albanian Gong

When you have a gong and attach it to the girls vagina and when you hit it it pleasures the girl.
Good on Astrits Mom
you can also slap in some spices

I have used the Albanian gong
Astrits Mom and Dad

by Eggnessa Ramadani August 18, 2009

Jessica Alba

She is a multiracial actress who has a natural beauty and is intelligent, But has no talent in what she does for a living. In Hollywood...she is appreciated and rewarded only for her looks.

Women in movie theater: Wow Jessica Alba is so pretty and has the perfect "look" for this role!! but she's such a bad actress in it. Maybe she should go into modeling instead.

by Shabonki 86 December 12, 2008