socially dead

- A person who doesn't give a shit about other people, rarely talks to anyone in person (and does laconically if so), and often has only one or zero friends. May appear distant, aloof and unemotional to others. Although most of them are somewhat active on the internet, some socially dead people may have vanished completely from social media, or rarely leave their home other than for errands or appointments. Only opens up to people they really, really like, although one has to know how to access them the right way, and this is a hard process. They can seem intriguing and distant at first, but if they ever open up, they are often interesting, intelligent and beautiful souls. This behavior can sometimes be caused by traumatic life events, teenage angst, misanthropy, existential crisis, depression, severe anxiety, mental illness, or the person is just "that way". Main characteristic of Schizoid Personality Disorder. May or may not be asexual.

- Someone who is remarkably slow to reply to text messages due to being frequently offline or distracted, much to the extreme frustration of people who keep trying to talk to them.

also see schizoid, loner, lone wolf, hermit or hikikomori

Yoann: What happened to you Jin? You seem so socially dead. You used to be so fun to stick around, but now....

*1 month later*

Yoann: Damn, he hasn't replied yet...I miss him.

Jin: hey

Yoann: Oh, hey! Finally, you texted back...

*2 weeks later, Jin still hasn't replied*

Ryan: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by Mr Laiuo May 2, 2018

Social Baby

A phenomenon in which two or more people combine their attitudes toward engagement with others to create a unique space for communication and external meta-cognition, which is systematically fed to different groups in order to affect change on a grand, hierarchical scale.

"Dude, wanna get together and make a social baby?"
"Yeah man, for sure!"

by old fruit March 9, 2013

Social Stud

I person who doesn't really know how to socialize among friends but proceeds to have many friends in their circle.

He's such a social stud, thats why he always eats his lunch with us.

by blastedporpoise June 23, 2016

[social nap]

The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.

Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.

by Diamond Lake Crew April 26, 2016

physical socializing

Two or more individuals interacting in the physical presence of one another, without the immediate aid of online networking sites, telephones, mobile phones, text messaging, instant messaging, or other electronic communication mechanism. Two cups connected by a string suffices since someone must actually get close enough to another person to hand the cup over.

Two people sitting at a table in a cafe having a conversation with only air between them are in the process of physical socializing.

by OaklandWalker May 5, 2009

Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.

Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking

by Master Of The Dicktionary February 25, 2011

social war

Unlike traditional war, this focuses more on the social aspect only. A difference of cultures and ideas clashing constantly as a result of those two having no choice but to be in close proximity with one another

"Hey did you see the controversy on Starbucks not getting christmas designed cups?"
"Yeah, one side of America was for it and another was against. It was a total social war!"

by Lovelypacific November 19, 2016