The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
by Sqlivnlow July 01, 2022
by Killer keen star 69 July 14, 2018
by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022
A very crusty dick
by SnoMEX April 11, 2018
by Hellhound77 February 06, 2024
A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish
by Cj23453 March 07, 2019