Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.

Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!

by slick50 December 28, 2009

double-wristing

The act of wearing two digital devices, (or wearables) one on each wrist.

I can't believe my Fitbit doesn't integrate natively with my Pebble. Why am I even double-wristing?

by _alexey June 12, 2014

Double Fudgesicle

When two men engage in anal sex, trade positions, then proceed to perform oral sex on one another.

Tom does Dave in the butt.
Dave does Tom in the butt.
Tom and Dave then suck each other off.
Tom and Dave performed a Double Fudgesicle

by Stonicus420 May 10, 2011

Double-Cheeks

When a girl where’s underwear that is to small that cuts her ass cheeks in 2 so it looks as if she has 4 ass cheeks

Damn Hannah has double-Cheeks.......

by Therealbitch.co August 28, 2019

Double Nutter

A double nutter is when you are inquiring about a girl you like and the girl’s best friend says she’s into you, affectively fucking your chances.

I was asking Jennifer about Lauren but then she sent me a video of her saying she liked me, whale she was super drunk. What a double nutter.

by Fhsadminlksballs June 18, 2018

The Double Strawberry

This is a sex act. It happens when you have an erotic experience with a stripper named "Strawberry" and you use Strawberries during the act, hence the "Double Strawberry."

After Dan picked up a stripper from the club, they went to the bed room with some produce and he did the Double Strawberry.

by Voodazel August 4, 2019

Double baby

A kiss where both people involved suckle on each other's lips like babies.

Wolf will double baby anything with legs

by noobstertheBIG September 1, 2022