“I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer”
by Franleen January 4, 2024
Get the Dirt-tantifulmug. by HOISL5 May 7, 2021
Get the Dirt rally 2.0mug. Susie loves getting it up the ass...told me my cock is dirt legal and I can fuck her in the ass any time.
by M. Goldberglocks June 12, 2025
Get the dirt legalmug. A landscaper or gardener
Dirt Pusher: "I'm a fully qualified Landscape Horticulture Technician!"
"You're so full of of yourself, you're a dirt pusher"
"You're so full of of yourself, you're a dirt pusher"
by Not Sure About That April 21, 2020
Get the dirt pushermug. by EliseIsBored October 3, 2007
Get the Dirtmug. 
Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.
Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.
Rule#0
Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.
Rule#0
Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.
"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
by We the people Representing Mys October 5, 2022
Get the "Dirt Floor" Court Roommug.