i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

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National Joshah shoot your shot already day

On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).

Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*

by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020

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national punch your short ginger friend day

its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;

"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser

by YoMamma12345678910435425423657 February 8, 2023

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