by Wizardd_ February 12, 2018

Burns girls (n.): A subclass of high school females hailing from Burns, Oregon, known for smelling like a crab boil left in a middle school locker and having more bodies than a Civil War battlefield. Typically found lurking in lifted trucks, DM’ing your man while calling you “bestie,” and offering zero loyalty unless it’s to their vape flavor.
"After hooking up with three guys in one night, stealing a vape, crying on her story, and blaming it all on her ex — yeah, she’s 100% one of those Burns girls."
by Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger October 14, 2025

Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! I hate you (stomps feet and slams door). You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! I hate you (stomps feet and slams door). You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷
“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”
“me too girl.”
by haru_ko April 13, 2024

lovers of nick sturniolo <3
by nick girl April 29, 2024

someone is who is always trying to be "like the boys" pick me girls try to be "not like the other girls" for eg. they'll try and wear less make up and make fun of other girls for wearing make up and hang out with "the boys" they'll try play more video games and just be very annoying.
by clockmaster3000 July 20, 2024
