To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.
by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019
Get the I needed my oils wet mug.When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
by 5515ER March 22, 2019
Get the My tampon is gunna pop out! mug.by TrustyNippleToe September 22, 2019
Get the I just dropped my Hydroflasksksk mug.When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.
by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017
Get the Imma go polish my turtle mug.by HandsomeZ December 25, 2019
Get the sweedes making my Twinkie doo mug.To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.
My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.
by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020
Get the blow the horse in my puss/ass mug.Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”
Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”
Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”
by Hhhhhhhhhhhhggg January 25, 2020
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