Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010

dick me up

When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar

Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.

by CaptainJabbin January 25, 2016

Fell on my Dick

When you go out and with no effort whatsoever, a woman or women want to have sex with you. This typically happens for males in their prime.

I went out last night to hang out with the guys, and this girl literally fell on my dick.

by Storm1979 October 29, 2011

Small Dick Energy

When someone (usually male) is rude or acts entitled due to their insecurity. Has nothing to do with actual penis size, but is rather the sense that the person is trying to overcompensate or act like they are better than other people.

It can also be used in the context of someone being hateful or bigoted.

"Ugh, that guy has such small dick energy. I wish he would get over himself."

by Voidgames January 1, 2023

instagram dick rider

A person who is always liking someone else's pictures no matter what the content is

That chick liked 10 of my pictures. She's an Instagram dick rider.

by Gia_D May 29, 2014

Magic voodoo dick

When a guy you only want to hook up with hits it so good and right the first night you end up liking him even if you don't wanna. That's the magic voodoo dick.

Girl. Remember that guy I was just gonna hook up with for fun? Well he must have that Magic voodoo dick because I caught feelings.

If you dick her down just right with that magic voodoo dick she'll like you even if she dont wanna.

by Ms.Ten April 18, 2018

Little Dick Gang

A gang against little dicks, that was created by all women.

Sydney: Little Dicks
Kendra: We don't like small dicks tho
Amiah: Little Dick Gang

by SquidsareSlippery July 13, 2018