Del Boner

When you shave your pubic hairs to look like an eyebrow and you get a stiffy. As your dick gets hard, the eyebrow goes up and down.

"This girl in class got me so hard today that I couldn't hide my del boner!"

by DB Trust January 10, 2008

FanGirl Boner

When one views a fictional scene, photo, or literary work

(especially in anime) that 'gives them chills', excites them, or makes them 'spazz out'.

Yeah! It gave me a FanGirl Boner!

by LeMap November 12, 2010

loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

study-boner

To love, or to have an unusual fondness, for study or school work. To spend all waking hours pouring over books, and study aids.

"Hey man, where is your boy Reilly these days?"

"Bro, the kid at the library 24/7."

"Sounds like he has a serious study-boner"

"Seriously!"

by kbyeah June 02, 2009

electric boner

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

by Jon November 21, 2003

Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008

Loner Boner

When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

by Poonsquasher2.0 December 28, 2011