Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.

(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"

by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018

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Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.

"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)

by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022

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Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.

I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.

by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024

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Rafer Johnson Jr. High

school in Kingsburg, CA, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky way, Universe.

hey bob wanna head over to Rafer Johnson Jr. High and get my flag football on?
sure man!

go sports!

by local kingsburg man September 12, 2023

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she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.

DAAAAYM kayley Johnson is such a babe

by Jonathan ret June 6, 2021

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