Johnsoned

To get 'Johnsoned': Where a politician manipulates the prejudice, frustration and credulousness of a population to further his or her career regardless of the damage done.
Kansas got Johnsoned again
Britain got Johnsoned by BoJo over Brexit
by FedUpWithCrowers July 31, 2016
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Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.
"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"
by beefsbigbelly May 09, 2024
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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 03, 2024
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mikiah johnson

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amos: mikiah_jean
omg mikiah johnson is so cool i’m gonna follow her
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Ryan Kurt Johnson

Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)
Twitter: rkjohnsonbear08
Insta: rjcooldood90
Ryan Kurt Johnson socials
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Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson
by FrankenShitter6969 October 08, 2022
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Cranberry Johnson

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
by Cranberry Johnson April 27, 2018
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