off da waffle

another word for off da chain meanin hot and/or da shit iz fire

yo dem jordans iz off da waffle ma ni69a

by white boii August 13, 2006

waffles

to have sex with one in the shower.

Jenny and Casey made waffles in the shower at the party last night.

by mackanzie January 10, 2008

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

Sex Waffles

When the male puts his semen in a Belgian waffle and then the female puts her pussy juice into the same Belgian waffle and then they eat it.

"Yeah, we had sex waffles for dinner."

by Paper Mate_1 May 3, 2010

Waffle House

The act of having sex with women having every major STD known. This can be achieved with one or multiple females. At the end of this act, one's wang will have the effect of Waffle House - DIRTY, potentially painful, and will have as many things added as the hashbrowns.

Man, I pulled a waffle house last night. My wang being "smothered," "covered," "chunked," and "capped" wasn't so bad, but it getting "topped with burt's chili" burns like hell. I think I need to go see a doctor.

by The Gersh October 6, 2005

waffle

To get your face smashed in to the back of the cage of the cop car.

Cop: So John do you like waffles?

John: Yes, I love waffles.

*cop slams on brakes and John's face slams into the cage*

by rolenrules5 May 13, 2006

Waffle party

A party where you bring batter and make waffles. Unlike a pancake party which usually takes place at around 2 am, it is during the day usually around 12 PM. Classier than a pancake party.

Sarah: were you invited to the waffle party??
Amy: yeah I was!! Making my batter right now see you there!!

by livingindubcity October 28, 2017