*starts to rain*
Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?
Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.
Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown
Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?
Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.
Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown
by Michi Pichi April 5, 2022
Get the Washmug. The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.
Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.
Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.
Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.
Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.
I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!
by Banba Sed September 25, 2022
Get the Rose washingmug. by BluffCard September 12, 2023
Get the Wash the Dishesmug. by Hank the baiter August 10, 2025
Get the Tokyo car washmug. You: ayo I forgot my flamingo can I use your homie bodywash homie?
Homie:ya sure just don’t slather it in ranch like last time
Random dude named jerry: homie body wash is the wash of the body of the homie
Homie:ya sure just don’t slather it in ranch like last time
Random dude named jerry: homie body wash is the wash of the body of the homie
by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v= June 4, 2020
Get the Homie body washmug. verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009
Get the turtle washmug. by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024
Get the Googie Car Washmug.